Monogamists Anonymous

So it's not that I've forgotten about my journey, but there have been a couple of road blocks along the way.

Mainly the fact that I don't know how one goes about the road to monogamy. It used to be you flirt with a girl and see where things go, now I'm just trying to U-haul all over the place and it's not really working.

Am I supposed to tell girls that I'm on the road to monogamy?

Do I get a pin once I'm on the path that says how many days I've been monogamous? Do we have meetings?

I'm confused.

I'm also single.

Maybe Au Revoir Simone will be my girlfriend.

Day 1

The single life has taken it's toll and I'm just looking for a girl that is immune to my antics.

Maybe not polio immune but H1N1 immune - where at first she thinks she's got it figured out but as the season turns she can't resist but love my good humor and wit.

So as I merge onto the relationship superhighway I just hope that my brakes are working.