Mainly the fact that I don't know how one goes about the road to monogamy. It used to be you flirt with a girl and see where things go, now I'm just trying to U-haul all over the place and it's not really working.
Am I supposed to tell girls that I'm on the road to monogamy?
Do I get a pin once I'm on the path that says how many days I've been monogamous? Do we have meetings?
I'm confused.
I'm also single.
Maybe Au Revoir Simone will be my girlfriend.
if au revoir simone is your girlfriend, then la roux can be my girlfriend. they can move to SF and we can all live in a monogamous house together in the mission!
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