Mainly the fact that I don't know how one goes about the road to monogamy. It used to be you flirt with a girl and see where things go, now I'm just trying to U-haul all over the place and it's not really working.
Am I supposed to tell girls that I'm on the road to monogamy?
Do I get a pin once I'm on the path that says how many days I've been monogamous? Do we have meetings?
I'm confused.
I'm also single.
Maybe Au Revoir Simone will be my girlfriend.
